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Baby back bitch

When you have a friend who doesn't want to hang out or do anything. Who always has an excuse.
My friends are acting like baby back bitches
by Maybeitsmadeup September 9, 2023
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baby sonographer

A Baby Sonographer in other words is a Ultrasound Technologist.
“ Hey steven my job is dealing with babies / Baby Sonographer ! ”
by Stevensnenn September 17, 2021
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baby bear

When something is “just right”.

Baby bear is when you feel joy. Baby bear is when it is as good as it gets.
Daddy Bear’s was too hot, Mama Bear’s was too cold, but Baby Bear’s was just right.

That coffee was baby bear.
by M. Henderson July 5, 2021
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Make baby mother whole

Baby father to pay or award damages sufficient to put the baby mother back into her pre-pregnancy body if he leaves her in the first five years of their child’s life
Tania: Did you hear what happened to Derrick? he had to make baby mother whole

Laurent: I heard she went to the DR
by thebaddestpa January 24, 2019
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Baby Bashing

to get a baby, put it in a box, kick the box until the baby is dead, lay it on a bed and take a photo of it face down, and then leave it until the baby regains strength and comes back to life and murders everyone in a 2 kilometre radius.
by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021
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Baby Stompers

- Wearing flip-flops or sandals in a public campground bathroom shower, as as to not step on the jizz / cum that is on the floor from someone masturbating or banging in the shower.
Don't forget to wear your baby stompers so you don't get your feet all nasty.
by No Bra Captain January 17, 2019
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Baby-Kid

A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.
Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.

Her: He has kids?

Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.

Her: A toddler?

Me: ....yeah.

Her: Dumbass.
by Baby-Kidder September 8, 2016
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