Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration 

The act of releasing fecal matter through the uterus of the vagina.

“My mother has been having severe Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration.”

Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration by Fucking Karen August 21, 2022

Joker Pussy 

A woman with a vagina who will use her pussy and by any means possible have sex with anything, regardless of any repercussions

Don’t bring that sex worker, prostitute, stripper, date back to your place to talk or cuddle - she’s going to use her joker pussy, you won’t be able to abstain and she’ll say god will forgive you

Joker Pussy by Alma Mater VarH October 16, 2022

SEA PUSSY 

Inport, where trollops gravitate towards sailors like barnacles to a hull, and pussy is readily obtainable at every Norfolk bar and street corner, sailors rarely fuck shipmates. That would be gay. And everyone knows there are no gay sailors in the US Navy.

Underway, however, the rules of engagement are substantially altered. Combating the tribulations of nautical life, cloistered for long durations without officially sanctioned releases, young men naturally seek alternative outlets. Entrenched in a competitive environment where predators and prey cohabitate, sailors… some willingly, others not as much, provide essential services.

And honestly, who doesn’t enjoy an occasional piece of sea pussy?

The only reason Hangs out with Washington at night, is cuz he makes for great 'Sea Pussy'.
When they're back in Garrison, it's business as usual.

SEA PUSSY by SECRET-SOLDIER October 23, 2022

pulsing pussy 

us guys get blue balls, while all the fine women get pulsing pussies, if ya know.... ya know

"damn that guy was so hot he gave me a pulsing pussy! i have a feeling i gave him blue balls too

pulsing pussy by kylshaw January 2, 2023

The Pussy's Purr 

Like the ancient 1920s "the cat's meow" But with a little 2020s glamour (read glah-mooor).

That gown is the pussy's purr, darling. You're radiant! ✨️

The Pussy's Purr by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Bluetooth pussy 

untouchable fire-ass pussy

"damn that pussy was s tier, total bluetooth pussy"

Bluetooth pussy by Ebagdad November 20, 2022

sunshine pussy 

A pussy that feels so amazing, her owner could convince someone to leave their family, betray their friends, and jeopardize their well being. The owner of the sunshine pussy can effectively pussy-whip anyone. She's powerful and has this overall intoxicating disposition.

"...pussy that's so good, if you were to throw it in the air, it would turn into sunshine. " - Harlem Nights 1989 Sunshine Pussy

sunshine pussy by Knicknackpaddywhack December 11, 2022