Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

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I am very sad

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Get the marbles out of your mouth

Urging someone to speak, sing, or write so that they can be heard or understood more clearly

You need to get the marbles out of your mouth — I could barely hear that last verse.

by Lazarus Online December 10, 2022

You look 40 bro get some botox

An insult originating from Angelina Pivarnick on Jersey Shore when she was kicked out the shore house.
It was directed towards Mike "the situation" when he called her a loser.

When your mad at someone and need an insult.
"Get away from me you look 40 bro get some botox."

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Getting mika’d

When a competitor takes down your Dropshipping store without plausible cause

My shopify store got taken down I’m getting mika’d

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get her blocked

a term in norn iron meaning getting a girl hammered of her head on probably buckfast or something and then have your mates urge you or someone to proper shag her

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