When a girl acts like she's going home with you at the end of the night, but was really using you for free drinks.
by Connorc2 December 14, 2014
Get the Blue ball bar talkmug. " (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."
by alex r November 16, 2004
Get the metroid-clamped-on-your-ballsmug. by the man 789 February 18, 2009
Get the Your not licking my balls mug. An expression used when some thing happens. Usually used in a slight amount of frustration, or annoyance.
by penguin156 August 24, 2009
Get the ass fuck shit ballsmug. to thrust a man's penis inbetween a woman's breasts whilst giving her The Shocker (placing the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the second sphincter of the anus allowing for deeper penetration) and Bowling Ball Grip (placing the middle and ring finger in the vaginal canal and the thumb in the second sphincter of the anus allowing deeper penetration); this produces a large orgasm for both partners (note: does not work for gay men, but can work for lesbians if a strap-on dildo is being used)
I titty shock ball gripped my wife last night after we had read the newspaper and drank our late evening cup of coffee. Her orgasm was immense, as was mine.
by TheHungarianHeat August 2, 2006
Get the titty shock ball gripmug. by oshinmann December 28, 2020
Get the big fat juicy ballsmug. When you're on your way to getting laid but then the girl hears the sound of a door knob and she is suddenly freaked out and you know there is no way you're getting her back into the mood.
"She was just sliding off her panties when her parents got home and she heard the front door knob. There was no way she was putting out after that. Nothing sucks worse than door knob blue balls."
by Floppage January 11, 2012
Get the Door Knob Blue Ballsmug.