When you have long pubes and they are covers in dry discharge so that when your partner is fucking you you are stabbing them and it is uncomfortable so it only last 2mins and 37sex

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Platypus pussy by Cichy club January 1, 2022

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Pterodactyl pussy

An autoimmune disorder triggered by a mutation of the CYG-G7 genome resulting in a giant inflamed pussy the size of yo mama.

Symptoms: itchin n burning, phat-gargling pussy, smells like teen spirit and cigarettes.

Treatment: there is no known cure for the devastating disease of pterodactyl pussy. Sufferers have been known to find relief by feeding their pussy peach flavored yogurt and crushed ice cubes.

Oh no, I hope my pterodactyl pussy doesn't start gargling in class again!

Pterodactyl pussy by Franklin69 March 7, 2022

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Illinois pussy roast

When you skin a cat, cook its meat, and wrap its skin around the meat like a giant hellish Slim Jim.

Hey Ryan the old lady down the road just bought a cat, wanna kill it and make a Illinois pussy roast?
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Illinois pussy roast by fliip3 March 27, 2022

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Panko Pussy

A vagina with little pieces of toilet paper adhered to its lips.

I was going to go down on her, but then I saw she had a full-on panko pussy.

Hey Fred, why don't you stop being such a panko pussy.

Panko Pussy by rer_oracle May 2, 2022

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