Butt-er Warmer

When you hire a prostitute to stick a frozen stick of butter up their as in order to warm it, making it spreadable and or liquified.

Hey guys, I'm hiring a couple Butt-er Warmers for our lobster dinner tonight. When will you be here?

by DERDZ December 31, 2020

feel like butt

When you are not feeling the greatest, you feel like butt.

Hey man are you okay?

No man, I feel like butt.

by mymy. September 19, 2022

Butt Nuke

It is when a mail (or femile if they have a strap-on) lays there partner on their belly with their butt exposed and jumps in the air and slams their penis into their partners butt

Dude, my gf wanted to do something crazy last night, so I butt nuked her, it was awesome but painful

by KANT D3Ni April 20, 2017

Butt Mustache

An inordinate amount of hair growing in one’s butt crack near the tailbone

His butt mustache was as thick as Tom Selleck’s facial mustache!

by Pirate Oncologist May 19, 2022

butt

a pretty ass

wow that butt lokes good

by bangtan.a.r.m.y. November 25, 2020

The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

The ominous tone of the butt! It is just there specifically a man butt, you think he was gonna fast, but no it just remained a butt. IT WAS SO SCARY WHEN JESSICA SLAPPED IT, but no. No reaction. Was this a super butt. THAN ANDY A CO WORKER SNIFFED AND SNIFFED SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF!!!!! THE BUTT WAS ABOUT TO BREAK THE SILENCE BUT THAN A HAND CAME OUT OF THE CABINET AND THE WALLS DRIPPED WITH VINEGAR AND THE OLD HAG THAT HANGED BEHIND THE BATHROOM DOOR CAME OUT AND WAS ACTUALLY THERE!! SHE TOOK HER MAGIC WAND AND SAID BADDOOODOOODOO BADOODOO....the butt was doing all of this whaaaat. NO! THE BEST PART COMES..............

...............I SWEAR!!!! THE BUTT WENT PFFFFFFFFFFWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRELILPUT!! IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE SO SCARY I AM SSH SH SHAKING!

Finding nemo The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

Twerking with out parental guidance The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

Dancing in the dark with a spotlight The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

by STANDUPCOMEDY November 28, 2021

Butt Blizzard

When you spank a girl's ass with a frozen heath bar until it crumbles, then it feed it to her while fucking her from behind. You must remember to take breaks so the girl doesn't choke. Eat, Fuck, Eat, Fuck...repeat until done.

My girl was hungry, so I gave her a butt blizzard.

by JS123678123 February 19, 2024