the art of fucking yourself

It is the most beautiful of all the existant arts existing in this world; hell, in the universe for this sake. While most, if not all, people can do it, only some have actually mastered and have movies at their name because of this. There are many ways to do this, and they all depend on how is your mind and genitals (including ass) doing. Called vulgarly as masturbation.

I have mastered the art of fucking yourself.

by BoggyBuntu November 14, 2013

Neck yourself

When someone says something stupid you slap them in the neck and say go neck yourself

Bob : Can you fart backwards?
Jim: Neck yourself *Slaps him in the back of the neck*

by Drew5902 January 15, 2017

fuck yourself

What to say when someone’s really getting on ur nerves eric john

Blake :Yo eric mate you look sexy
Eric: do I?
Blake: no fuck yourself

by sexgod1789 July 16, 2019

smack yourself around

a term for masterbation.something you do to spend time with yourself.

"OMG joey,when you go home you better not start to smack yourself around.LOL

by BuRn51E July 25, 2007

big up yourself

To speak of yourself in glowing often exaggerated terms.

I very much dislike Jim, he's always big up'n hisself.

by Matthew Sposato October 16, 2003

hide and go fuck yourself

When one has no friends, and another tells him to go play hide and go fuck yourself, or perform the act of masturbation

He told me to go play hide and go fuck yourself, so I did!

by farttroll February 27, 2003

[Wiki] yourself

Insult used to replace "F*** yourself" when the target is being pompous or pretentious. By using it, you are telling the person to go away and use wikipedia to become more full of themself.

This is also signaled by extended the pinky, ring, and middle finger in a "W" shape.

Person1 is being arrogant
Person2: Go wiki yourself!

by Shayvd January 11, 2009