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Courtesy Wipe

When you are done wiping your ass after taking a shit and you're not sure if you wiped everything away, the decision for a courtesy wipe has to be made. This is done as a courtesy to other people that might have to deal with your stank ass from not wiping enough.
Adam: "What is that smell?"
Mike: "I don't know. I don't smell anything."
Adam: "Did you just take a shit?"
Mike: "Yes I did."
Adam: "Did you consider a courtesy wipe?"
Mike: "What is that?"
Adam: "At least we know what that smell is now"
by Nurseperkytits November 28, 2013
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Wiped stinking

Aff yer dish son.
Example 1 - I was absolutely wiped stinking at the winebar.
Example 2 - that wee girl canny hack it she’s wiped stinking
by Shitey knickers August 25, 2025
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IM WIPED BRO WTF

Something that nicholas black monkey ass self would say

commonly used in deepwoken
YOU KILLED ME IM WIPED BRO WTF
by whyzdream February 11, 2024
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Ass wipe

Me..zoe...i am an ass wipe..i wipe ass
Maya:zoe...you are an ass wipe
by Princess of slang January 11, 2020
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Hot wipe

The act of sitting on the toilet and wiping one’s ass while still urinating. Usually done under duress to save time.
My side piece’s husband came home while I was dropping a deuce so I hot wiped and crawled out the window.
by MarcusDavis June 16, 2020
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Full Roll Wipe

An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.

It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.
Man, I just took a nasty dump. I needed to do the Full Roll Wipe to clean it up!
by Movie Nyucka November 7, 2013
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Wipe Hype

It is the state of euphoria that an individual receives when they know that a Rust wipe is hours to minutes away.
Abboud: WIPE IS IN 2 HOURS!
Dewbert: LET'S GOOOO WIPE HYPE WIPE HYPE!
by Slap snack god June 9, 2022
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