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stank weasel

1. a weasel of great stench

2. a slimy bastard
hey bro that weasel is of great stench. yea i know. see yah

Dany you stank weasel
by stank weasle January 22, 2021
mugGet the stank weaselmug.

sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.
"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."
by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021
mugGet the sneeze the weaselmug.

Fattigan Weasel

1) A mythical creature often believed in by children that causes mischief and mayhem. Typically one kid will act like a fattigan weasel and go around attacking the humans acting in a fattigan way.
Help, the Fattigan Weasel is trying to eat me!!!
by Erock92 December 8, 2010
mugGet the Fattigan Weaselmug.

skater weasel

A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.
There’s that skater weasel Jonah carrying the skateboard he ‘borrowed’ from my friend at school.
by NavyTown September 13, 2020
mugGet the skater weaselmug.

grime weasel

a person who has the characteristics of a weasel but his perception of life has compelled him into the grimier side of life. His focus is predominantly involved in deep conversations creating his own peculiar perception of reality that we call life.
i knew that joe was a proper lad, but after spending time with him on his profound level, in intermit conversation, i realised he was a real grime weasel
by deanman420 August 13, 2016
mugGet the grime weaselmug.

weasel wagon

Apparatus that holds engine weasels. Aka swine box. Aka bland house boy.
Get out wagon! Damned weasel wagon!
by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018
mugGet the weasel wagonmug.

Weasel

A fucking asshole who gets out of everything and will get everyone in trouble.
by WePull February 9, 2023
mugGet the Weaselmug.

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