Someone seen outside their normal work environment wearing their full uniform. Example - a Prison Officer spotted in a shop openly wearing their epaulettes and with key chain swinging freely. Does not apply to anyone who at least makes an effort to disguise their uniform eg by wearing a civilian coat.
I was in ALDI this afternoon and saw a Full Uniform Wanker doing their shopping. And they’re not even on duty til nine tonight.
by Wighteggy November 12, 2019
by monkey905 November 22, 2015
Someone who goes on social media and labels a terrorist attack/shooting/bombing as a false flag attack within minutes of it occurring and having literally no information about the event.
News: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a building in downtown LA. Details are sketchy at the moment but it is possibly a burst gas main.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.
by colin... July 10, 2016
A person/side you hate. Similar to "Wanker" and "Bastard" or "Cunt".
Often used in British language.
Often used in British language.
"The Feds have got to much on me, way more than those minge-bag Wankers could ever dig up." - Hoxton, Payday 2
"Fuck, what are those Minge-Bag Wankers doing on the other side of the field!"
"Fuck, what are those Minge-Bag Wankers doing on the other side of the field!"
by Harambeisinourhearts August 18, 2017
by Your mum on tost June 26, 2005
whilst driving to the college
bill : "look at those bus stop wankers"
bob: rolls down window "BUS STOP WANKERS"
bill: "nice one"
bill : "look at those bus stop wankers"
bob: rolls down window "BUS STOP WANKERS"
bill: "nice one"
by unstabledna April 24, 2009
Slide it over the tip and lie back and enjoy it. Finger the front bottom and grab the whole shaft then wait a few seconds and you'll know what it is to wank.
by Cardio April 25, 2003