Unicorn

It's when you lay down flat on you back, face up, with a dildo suctioned to your forehead, and your partner squats down over your head, and inserts the dildo into one of their orafaces, then bounces up and down over you while singing The Irish Rovers, The Unicorn Song.

I was unicorned last night

by Yankee Cranker February 6, 2015

white unicorn

someone that is rarely seen at work. Even if he does come to work he gets very little accomplished.

has anyone seen the white unicorn today?

by riggerrrrrr September 11, 2010

Unicorn

A theoretical person of either gender in any context whose qualities are so idealized that it precludes their existence. Someone who is literally too good to be true.

Amy: "I've been on seventy four dates in three months and I haven't met any quality guys yet!"
Bob: "Guys? Sounds like you're trying to date a unicorn!"

by RogueEconomist August 13, 2015

unicorn tears

A name for male Ejaculate. Cum or Jizz.

I shot my unicorn tears in Courtney's eye last night.

by Morgasm from gpt June 20, 2010

Unicorn

A pretty girl or woman that loves comic books, sci-fi and gaming. They're out there, but it's impossible to catch one.

"Look at the unicorn buying the X-Men comics"

by Bubble Shoot October 24, 2011

Unicorn

A person you know that is your perfect match, and you could always picture yourself being with them...but you can't have them, or have never dated them, or they have kept you in the friend zone.

Remember my best friend Jimmy Jackson from high school? He is totally my unicorn.

by alexa7590 January 15, 2009

unicorn sounds

1 . the unknown sound a unicorn makes

2. famous nyc underground record label

unicorn sounds

by dwight mchunglow February 5, 2010