Vanilla Twilight

The substance that comes out of a male reproductive organ. Usually shot on and around a girls face.

Dude that girl was drenched in vanilla twilight last night after getting with that guy

by WhiskerBiscuit3691 August 30, 2009

Vanilla Twilight

When someone is sleeping, a male ejaculates on the eyes of the sleeping person. So when they wake up their eyes are sticky and white.

Girl 1: "I couldn't see anything when I woke up this morning next to Bob."

Girl 2: "Oh no! Bob must have given' you a Vanilla Twilight!"

by Moose Raper.. August 25, 2010

Twilightitis

The strange condition where girlfriend will leave their perfectly acceptable male counterparts claiming that they'll never be as good as Edward Cullen

Brad: What happened to Joe's Girlfriend dude?
Barry: Oh Cindy, yeah, she got Twilightitis and dumped him.
Brad: Bummer, she was such a babe!

by TheBlackList January 11, 2010

Twilight

Basically the whole saga Is about a chick choosing between necrophilia or beastuality.

Mom: So Bella what are your plans for today?

Bella: I'm going to fuck a corpse then later get boned by a mutt doggie style and deep throat its 13 inch dog cock.

Mom: Ohh umm thats nice..........

Bella: I will be back after Twilight ;DD

by BetaWav1996 March 15, 2011

Twilighting

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a raging, throbbing cock and pop one off real quick. No cleanup required, just relax and and go back to sleep!

“Dude, I gotta quit twilighting... my girlfriend thinks I’m cheating on her!”

by Mr. Marvelous October 20, 2018

Twilight Zone

A classy version of friends with benefits. Where you aren't a couple but talk everyday and would definitely smash.

I'm not looking to date anyone right now cause I'm kinda in the twilight zone with zoe.

by barney101 October 28, 2021

bumper tailing

also known as tail gating, following too closely to the car in front of you

i wish this guy would quit bumper tailing me. he's gonna cause an accident.

by lizaroni0520 February 3, 2010