twas

Short way of saying 'it was'.

"Was the gig last night good?"
"Twas wicked!!"

by meellaah January 19, 2004

Twanee

An informal name for Taiwanese people who support the false ideals of an independent Taiwan and are ardent followers of the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP). They seek to destroy the wellbeing of Taiwan Province and wish to be a vassal state of the USA.

Twanee: I support the DPP because I want an INDEPENDENT TAIWAN!!111!!!

Man: *Gives facts about how Taiwan isn't a country and is part of China, at least part of the Republic of China*

Twanee: *Becomes butthurt and the man gets shit on by the regressive hoard.*

by FACTBOIII August 9, 2019

twaked

past tense for tweaking

last weekend, i was so twaked i played rummy for 12 hours straight.

by stpauligurl June 11, 2006

twat pimple

N. A pimple on a woman’s genitalia, generally signaling the observer to avoid sexual contact with that woman. Also, a good indication of one’s lack of personal hygiene.

Dude, you should have seen it. It was the biggest twat pimple I ever saw!

by PaulG. November 19, 2007

twat swat

to prevent your female friend from receiving sexual pleasure from another.

"She could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a twat swat!"

by k.sweezy June 11, 2009

Twatty McWhorebergh

A righteous whore who cheats on her fiance with the maid of honor asleep on the floor

An immoral twat with a Jay Leno chin

Wow, she did that? What a Twatty McWhoreBergh!

by jenniferucf November 16, 2006

twatarrazi

It is the the act of papprazzi taking photos of celebrity private parts, mostly women.

The twatarrazi has once again snapped footage of Britney Spear's twat.

by Jennifer & Julie March 1, 2007