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Tool Squad

A group of the coolest kids known to man. They all get together to circle jerk over atheism and politics among other ventures. They all love the P as well
Cole must be a member of Tool Squad because COLE LIKES WEINER
by McdouchebagTheThird December 10, 2012
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Track tool

noun
1. A POS that has to have a screen from the DIY store, but can also not have one at all. A 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘭 has a "soul" as it is from a legacy brand living off its 100 year "history".
"Nils wants to own a track tool as a weekend car, even though he soon realises his FWD EV shitbox is more enjoyable than his dream ferrari gelato"
by TeslaFanboi123 February 17, 2021
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tool can

A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.
a. That person was a complete tool can.

b. Yeah, we should call them tool can tan.
by d758595c January 30, 2010
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Tool Garage

Someone who is much worse than a tool, toolbag, or toolshed.They are a annoying asshole who makes people often lose respect for them and doesnt even realize it.
Jeez, pat is such a tool garage i wanna punch him in the face!
by iammatt9 July 31, 2009
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Tool Squad

Singular: tool squadee

a group of douchebags, swagfags, or other forms of assholes. Most commonly appearing in high schools and middle schools. Members can be distinguished by usually wearing polo shirts, chubbies, athletic shorts, long socks, and expensive sneakers. Often treat other people like crap, listen to hip hop music in an attempt to appear cooler, and are far-right Republican. Many tool squadees are spoiled and used to getting whatever they want from their rich parents, and are almost always white.

The only things that they talk about are athletics (specifically lacrosse), pointless social matters, and how "hard" their life is.
Bob: So then I said-

John: Look out, Tool Squad up ahead.

(Both swerve to avoid the mass of concentrated douchebaggery.)

Bob: *whew* That was close.

Tool Squad Member #1: My parents won't get me the new iPhone, my life is so hard.

Tool Squad Member #2: Are you coming to lacrosse practice tonight?
by ainm-cleite October 28, 2014
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super tool

Someone who exceeds the qualifications for a normal tool(see tool for tool qualifications); a person who is called a tool by OTHER tools.
"That blond hair guy is such a tool, i mean, just look at him trying to act cool with his junk car."

Guy1: "Dude, that guy is such a tool"
Guy2: (whispers to guy3 next to him) "Did that tool just call that other guy a tool??"
Guy3: (whispers back) "That other guy is obviously a super tool then"
by Noob69 May 17, 2010
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dull tool

Someone who isn't capable of understand, or isn't smart enough to understand. A person who doesn't get the current situation
"You're such a dull tool, how can you not underst and to what I'm saying?"
by Imortal_tail October 10, 2017
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