a co-worker who eats any and all food that is brought into work. He rummages through people's offices when they are not there and help himself to any candy, gum, cookies, etc. The food parasite NEVER, EVER brings anything in to share with other people nor does he contribute any money towards the purchase of any food.
Rudy is such a food parasite. One morning he ate a pound of bacon by himself when breakfast was served at work leaving some people with nothing at all.
by kajoe December 22, 2009
A beautiful and sexually attractive female.
Referring to the fact that the atttractive woman walks and you can eat her "pek-pek" (Philipino for vagina)
Referring to the fact that the atttractive woman walks and you can eat her "pek-pek" (Philipino for vagina)
by harryballsonya June 11, 2007
A normal sized person who consumes so much food that they become giants. Normally used to describe an obnoxious fat person.
{jeff} Hey Dan did you see that food giant over there he's looks like his head is going to pop!
{Dan} I think he's the guy who sleeps with sheep.
{Dan} I think he's the guy who sleeps with sheep.
by dingo boy 1 January 17, 2012
by Mark March 16, 2004
A mistake involving food, often resulting in regret and second-guessing. Taste, cost, and omission are the most common of these errors.
"Man, I should not have ordered the provolone wheel. Not only was it expensive but it wasn't that good. "Yeah dude, you definitely committed a food error".
by mp2009 February 06, 2009
A Rockefeller Foundation-funded "elitist" who advocates "fat taxes" (ex. CSPI), banning fat people from restaurants (ex. MeMe Roth), forcing fat people to pay more for airline tickets (ex. MeMe Roth), and genetically-modified food while they also smear organic food (ex. CSPI and the Center for Consumer Freedom).
Food Nazi: The citizens need to give up their liberties to protect them from the evil food companies!
Me: Genetically-modified foods and aspartame and MSG and trans fats are your Reichstag Fires, you Rockefeller-funded Food Nazis! You're just like the Rothschild-funded Nazis!
Food Nazi: Pay no attention to the deranged conspiracy theorist! We do not receive Rockefeller funding! We never advocated trans fats! Anybody who says so is a shill for the food companies!
Me: HELLO?! MARCH 1988 NUTRITION ACTION NEWSLETTER ARTICLE TITLED "THE TRUTH ABOUT TRANS: HYDROGENATED OILS AREN'T GUILTY AS CHARGED"?!
Food Nazi: Don't make us sic our SS stormtroopers, I mean the police, on you and tase you!
Me: Genetically-modified foods and aspartame and MSG and trans fats are your Reichstag Fires, you Rockefeller-funded Food Nazis! You're just like the Rothschild-funded Nazis!
Food Nazi: Pay no attention to the deranged conspiracy theorist! We do not receive Rockefeller funding! We never advocated trans fats! Anybody who says so is a shill for the food companies!
Me: HELLO?! MARCH 1988 NUTRITION ACTION NEWSLETTER ARTICLE TITLED "THE TRUTH ABOUT TRANS: HYDROGENATED OILS AREN'T GUILTY AS CHARGED"?!
Food Nazi: Don't make us sic our SS stormtroopers, I mean the police, on you and tase you!
by Darth Chaos September 27, 2008
by razzledazzlerose February 19, 2010