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loaded queef

the girl went to pee, and was surprised by an unexpected loaded queef
by Daniel Infrangible April 21, 2011
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Queef bubble

When you accidentally get your siblings magic bubble wand blower and stick it up your vagina and it breaks in there. Then you queef with the liquid inside and it makes a bubble!
step bro: *accidentally walks in room* omg is that a queef bubble? that’s kinda hot.

me: *blushes* yes, but tell Josh (other sibling) I’m really sorry and it was an accident, I was really horny and my tight pussy broke it 😣

step bro: alright, we’ll just buy him another one, but we can fix your horniess for now 😏
by juicyboogerdoll July 22, 2020
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queef it up

this is when one hit's the pussy so hard she starts to queef uncontrollably and loudly
"wow bro, did you queef it up last night?"
"yeah!"
"nice"
by innocentbystander May 1, 2019
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amplified queef

when a woman puts a mega phone on her vagina and a man puts his face on the end of it and she she releases genital flatulence into the mega phone.
man, that tart deafened me with that amplified queef last night.
by grant foster November 9, 2011
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Beaf queef

When you shove a dick in beafs butthole and he farts
God damb that bitch was beaf queefing all night
by Kakanati1 December 21, 2021
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Tickle Queef

When a rogue hair tickles your vagina and you queef.
I was doing pilates and tickle queefed.
by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016
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queef jar

Noun

A queef jar is a jar in which a girl is forced to queef Into. It’s then fermented for a year, until Christmas Eve where the jar is hidden under the pillow and it’s contents are released on Christmas Day... The queef jar is said to release all sins and stress.
“eves queef jar was stored under simons pillow, ready to be released the next day!”
by JoannesToe December 21, 2020
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