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Nine Iron Rescue

The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).
Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?

Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
by Nickola100 February 25, 2010
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Eiffel sixty-nine

When you have a foursome (at least) where two people engage in 69 and two people deliver penetration to the 69ing participants at the same time. Nice. An advanced Eiffel Tower. Way different from Eiffel 65 except for the part where someone might turn blue da bu dee da ba di
I'm sorry Sarah, this is an Eiffel sixty-nine. Next time bring a friend
by Disco lunch box March 23, 2024
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what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Cloud nine

A place where you dream to be.
JASON-’ hey Mary, sniff that quick.’
MARY- ‘sniff’ , ‘I think Iam in cloud nine.’
by godsangelgal November 28, 2018
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Nine Sixes

We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.
by Mister Arbiter April 30, 2024
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