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septic tank deep dive

A rather literal term referring to the action of deep diving in a common household underground storage tank containing fecal matter.
The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
(see below)
Joey - Screw you Curtis, why don't you go for a septic tank deep dive you ass!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.

Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!
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Dumpter Diving

When someone shoves their hand deep into a partner’s anus in a clumsy, uncontrolled way while trying to retrieve a condom or toy.
"I had to go "Dumpter Diving" in my wife last night. It wasn't pretty."
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft
rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small
by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025
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scuba dive

When a man tries to hook up with another man while it is not obvious that he is gay, and then indirectly denies that he is gay when the other man asks. The man needs a huge oxygen tank like the ones used by scuba divers to look for meals while hide his sexuality.
Kevin Spacey - Hey fuckboi I could sure use a scrotum massage.
Man in Gay Bar - Uh? Are you gay?
Kevin Spacey - Just because you scuba dive, doesn’t make you a scuba diver.
by mathman8 November 10, 2018
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corn diving

When 3 feral go to the go to eat corn out of strippers shit
by Biggsweat June 12, 2021
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Blanket Diving

The act of going under a blanket to smell a fresh fart.
Blanket diving is the best after chipotle
by Slimreaper22134 July 2, 2023
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shrimp diving

The act of plunging one's cock so deep in a vagina, that the balls are actually inserted.
I went shrimp diving in my mom last night. hot karl
by Masturbation Station June 23, 2014
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