clam wipe

When a woman wipes her vaginas on an unsuspecting person's face after she just had sex.

That passed out dude on the couch just got clam wiped.

by Markram January 29, 2017

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one wipe more

When you shit and the shit won't come out but when you wipe it decides to fuck you in reverse and come out making you wipe once and wipe more.

That one wipe more was taking so long

by Didddies February 8, 2017

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ash wiping

when you are wiping your ass from back to front. so all the shit lands on a males ballsack and sits there forever until turned to ashes and fell off. (some people do this btw)

Ash wiper: Dude i hate this toilet paper, i need to switch technique to not have shit on my ballsack

Ass wiper: dude wtf (what the fuck) do you mean?

Ash wiper: i just told you

Ass wiper: How do you wipe your ass

Ash wiper: From ass crack to ballsack

Ass wiper: *ltfno* (laughing their fucking nipples off)

Ash wiper: i am an ash wiper. who is ash wiping.

by z3da October 17, 2019

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Washington wipe

When you grab your dogs ass and stuff it with turkey and cheese dip. You then feed it laxitives and have it shit it all out into your mouth. You do this all while your sister masturbates to it and your brother face fucks the dog. You then rub the leftover shit on you body and walk around a Publix screaming this is dog shit suck my left tit

I Washington wiped so hard last night. Best thing that has ever happened to me

by Dicknickthenutbutt420 December 22, 2020

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