mental spanking

When a person, usually a woman with love in her heart, plays with your soul just gently enough to slap it hard with a wooden spoon.

I love a good mental spanking, but it can take a while to appreciate. I pity the fool who was the me until this epiphany.

by jasonSkeen July 30, 2023

spank a cougar

Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.

Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.

by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019

Stank And Spank

A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.

“William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”

by eternalsadness January 30, 2022

front butt spanking

A girls vagina is called a front butt. Something you can spank

(Front Butt spanking) I’m so horny I’m going to spank your front butt.

by Mama Pete October 19, 2018

booby spank

When a women with big boobs run and her boobs spank together.

That runner girls boobs kept booby spanking together

by Tittyspanker47 June 4, 2016

Spank shit

A term used by individuals or a singular individual to indicate they really blow that pipe

That boy Anthony really spank shit.

by Asher adams January 23, 2025

Retro-Spank

Pleasuring one's self to pre-digital porn.

I came across Traci Lords today on Porn hub. Needless to say, it was quite the retro-spank.

by RUBIWAN September 19, 2016