Ski Sexy

Someone way too big for their environment. Mass of destruction. Can't be trusted with anything. Loves blondes (especially if they have bangs and are tall+skinny)

Please SKI SEXY, please stop spilling everything.

by asktheladiez October 10, 2022

A Ski

A Chicago guy, likely sporting a mustache. Last name that ends with Ski is a bonus but not required.

"Yo, dat guy's a Ski."

by nathonion September 26, 2023

brazillian jet ski

When a woman strokes a penis with her vulva (riding it without insertion), usually to orgasm. For best results the woman's pubic area is shaved or waxed (Brazilian wax).

So Amber got her pussy waxed and gave me a the best Brazillian jet ski last night!

by Rogue77 April 13, 2016

Johnny Blue Skies

Sturgill Simpson

Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker

First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth

Beware the dread pirate Johnny Blue Skies!

by bluegrasm July 1, 2024

skis in jeans

(ski:z In ʤi:ənz)

Idiom, declarative phrase

Definition:

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,

especially of an irredeemable person

Etymology: Old Norse, Pier 1 Imported English
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada

In a sentence:
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.

by Bigcityfreak March 2, 2025

whore skiing

Doing lines of cocaine off of a black hookers belly. The contrast of black and white makes you sure that you snort every granule of cocaine.

I went Whore skiing off my grandma’s belly. It didn’t take long for me to get kicked out of her funeral.

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Ski Goggles

To inject Heroin into your eyeballs.

"I gave myself Ski Goggles last night after I found heroin in the trash."

by ZeroFromLoDo May 5, 2013