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Knob-jockey

A derogatory term. Often meaning: one who rides the phallus of another man .. and/or woman .. or they. Otherwise known as a dick rider.

The knob part referring to a dick. The jockey part referring to someone who rides a horse.
You’re a bloody knob-jockey!

Watch where you’re going, you knob-jockey!
by LightEclipse December 23, 2021
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chicken jockey

when a midget is riding you balls deep and you stand up and run around the room like a chicken, but not before you yell out "Chicken Jockey!" like actor Jack Black in A Minecraft Movie
"yea man i got so hammered last night I pulled a chicken jockey on this midget bitch from hinge"
by mackscribe April 30, 2025
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chicken jockey

The infamous line spoken by Steve (played by Jack Black) in A Minecraft Movie (2025). Its become a popular meme known for causing chaos in many theaters and even leading to some being shut down.
Garett: "They want me to fight the chicken?"
*baby zombie hops on the chicken, giggles and then growls at Garett*
Garett: *girly scream*
Steve: Chicken jockey!
mugGet the chicken jockeymug.

Chicken Jockey

1. Slang. A person who takes credit for someone else’s hard work while doing the bare minimum, often “riding” the success of others to look good.
Example: “Don’t be a chicken jockey, man—give credit where it’s due!”

2. Someone who nervously micromanages a situation they barely understand, flapping around but letting others do all the actual work.
Example: “That boss is such a chicken jockey—hovering over us while we handle everything.”
by justforthefunk April 10, 2025
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Nob Jockey

Noun
{Noh-B Joh-Key}

A person being an absolute idiot or cock head
"Jefferey you are being an absolute nob jockey, sit the fuck down and have some water"
by Zarisoll May 10, 2020
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Chicken Jockey

The scene in the Minecraft movie my local movie theater skipped to prevent all the iPad kids there from screaming.
Thank god my movie theater skipped the Chicken Jockey scene, those janitors really need a break.
by NonsenseRoaster June 24, 2025
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