A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
Get the Creep Rulemug. Term used to refer to women with tits that give your boner an innue in general or specifically when the red women in game of thrones removes her medallion and gives us all 30 second of "creep tits".
"The red women needs to put that fucking medallion back on and stop subjecting us to those CREEP TITS!!"
by The Touchdown Guy July 16, 2016
Get the Creep titsmug. by leaf lover June 7, 2024
Get the fight rule creepmug. When a male or female is a creep and keeps sneaking up on you.
Typically the sneaking is done on social networks. Friend requests, pokes, followed...etc. Sneaky texts are also included in this.
The person who is creep sneaking is known as a "creep sneak"
Ex's are usually in this category.
Typically the sneaking is done on social networks. Friend requests, pokes, followed...etc. Sneaky texts are also included in this.
The person who is creep sneaking is known as a "creep sneak"
Ex's are usually in this category.
"Man, my ex keep creep sneaking me, he added me on foursquare and poked me on facebook, then sent me a text message! Ugh creep sneak!"
by thatgirlallie April 29, 2010
Get the Creep Sneakingmug. A submissive man who sends money to a girl without being asked, noticed, or wanted.
He isn’t part of her life—he just finances the fantasy from afar, quietly obsessed with someone who would never choose him.
Step-creeps fetishize being unwanted providers because they are too old, too invisible, too inappropriate to belong.
They don’t want praise.
They want to be tolerated.
He isn’t part of her life—he just finances the fantasy from afar, quietly obsessed with someone who would never choose him.
Step-creeps fetishize being unwanted providers because they are too old, too invisible, too inappropriate to belong.
They don’t want praise.
They want to be tolerated.
She posted a photo getting her nails done with her mom.
He sent $100 with a note that said “let me treat my girls.”
She never replied. Step-creep behavior.
He sent $100 with a note that said “let me treat my girls.”
She never replied. Step-creep behavior.
by Alexa Unbothered April 8, 2025
Get the step-creepmug. A mega creep is a creep but worse.
In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.
Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,
Wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually & being predatory does, and the mega creep does all of that with an extremely creepy smile and gestures.
There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone:
But whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean to the other one but not creepy to it:
The mega creep is creepy to both.
When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.
Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,
Wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually & being predatory does, and the mega creep does all of that with an extremely creepy smile and gestures.
There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone:
But whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean to the other one but not creepy to it:
The mega creep is creepy to both.
When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023
Get the mega creepmug. When you or someone else takes a fat shit/ when you discover a massive unflushed shit in a gas station bathroom.
by Un2siast January 30, 2024
Get the Hit The Shiddy/Right Cheek Creepmug.