Toilet Nazi

A person who obsesses about the toilet habits of others, like how long they spend in there or how much bog roll they leave behind when finished.

My roommate is a complete toilet nazi, whatever I do, seat up , seat down, too much bog roll, too little bog roll, it's always wrong.

by afod February 13, 2017

nazi shower

Essentially you bust ass in the shower and the stench is trapped in the confined space with you. Since your gassed in the shower its dubbed the nazi shower

I heard tito have a nazi shower after eating animal fries from in n out, i heard him bust ass and for the next 10 minutes nothing but gagging

by anonymous December 14, 2020

prize nazi

That one guy in a multi player game who takes all the special items regardless of if he needs them or not, in particular the ninja turtles arcade game where the player with the most health eats the pizza and laughs about it to the guy next to him who now has to put another quarter in. Also has the spawn locations and best hiding places of every weapon on every map memorized in whatever game he plays.

(Halo) I'm trying to drive the scorpion tank but there's a prize nazi that always gets it first
(World of Warcraft) I got prize nazi'd on the sword of a thousand truths by a guy who already had a better sword

by BizmoTM April 27, 2013

Bus Nazi

That one old lady who always tells you to park your car somewhere else because the bus is going to park there, even though you're fifty meters away from said spot.

Adam: Hey John, what is that old lady doing there?

John: Ahh shit park somewhere else! She's the bus nazi

Adam: The what?

John: THE BUS NAZI!

by TheNicknameClub February 24, 2017

Nazi Math

German math textbooks that were used during the reign of Adolf Hitler in the Second World War, whose word problems often mockingly or sickeningly demonize the “undesirables.”

One 1941 Nazi math question is: “Every day, the state spends RM 6 on one cripple; RM 4 1/2on one mentally ill person; RM 5 1/2 on one deaf and dumb person; RM 5 3/5 on one feeble-minded person; RM 3 on one alcoholic; RM 4 4/5 on one pupil in care; RM 2 1/10 on one pupil at a special school; and RM 9/20 for one pupil at a normal school. Calculate the expenditure of the state for one pupil in a special school and one pupil in an ordinary school over eight years and state the amount of higher cost engendered by the special school pupil.”

by MathPlus December 29, 2020

Nazi feminism

a social movement that includes all Nazi feminists, karens, and white 14 years girls

the army of nazi feminism is coming, you have to hide gender equality and managers now or they will be in danger .... oh no what is that ?!

*white 14 years old girl join the battle!*

by quarantineisjustmylifestyle November 28, 2020

Seatbelt Nazi

A person who absolutely, positively refuses to start the car until everyone therein is buckled in, even if in a state where it's not required by law, and who will castrate her boyfriend if she sees him in any car unbuckled (This is to say 99.9% of all females.)

My girlfriend cut me off for a whole month because she caught me in an Uber without a seatbelt on. She was so angry I'm lucky I still have my both my testicles. What a seatbelt Nazi!

by enfant terrible April 3, 2021