switchblade soccer

The game of soccer, played using the standard rules, but only when Latin or European immigrants are participating. Brought on by the unusally large number of deaths resulting from riots at "futbol" games in these countries.

Nick: I was driving past the fields and a bunch of Mexicans were playing a game of switchblade soccer. I got out of there as fast as I could!

Matt: Dude, that was a close one!

by Nat Light July 24, 2007

Swithining

A person, normally male, desperatly trying to get out of the friend zone. They are tired of hearing "You're such a good friend" or the classic "Your more like a brother to me"

Guy 1 - "I can't get out of the friend zone!!"
Guy 2 - "Better get swithining!"
Guy 1 - "I've been trying for ages"
Guy 3 - "Unlucky mate"

by The Duvet Dudes July 13, 2009

SWCITT?

An acronym for "So, when can I tap that?"

What is the next juncture in time at which you would consent to sexual intercourse.

SWCITT?

Wait--what?

So when can I tap that?

Who is this?

by x0joko August 4, 2009

Shoit

A failed attempt at throwing/kicking something a great distance. A word typically used by athletes.

Shoit! I missed the net!

by dakjsdhkjhsfjk August 6, 2018

Flipper Switcher

A remote control or clicker used for a T.V. or stereo.

Have you seen the flipper switcher for the tv?

by Claire December 8, 2003

lollicock switch

The act of holding a lollipop near ones crotch area, and inviting another to grab, or suck, on the lollipop, and at the last second, replacing the lollipop with ones penis.

Lollicock switch bitch! Suck on that!

by p3d0p3rv November 4, 2008

Aids Switch

Is a switch which is located up the anus (sometimes known as the male G-Spot), which when touched by a cock is turned on & the person then has AIDS!!

Last night I had ass sex for the first time & my aids switch was flicked, I now have aids!

by lord_of_words September 25, 2010