stand proud

to jack off. When you close the doors and self jiggy to jjba opening theme 'Stand Proud'

Ayy man, I can't type. The song is heat and I'm not really left-handed so brb. gotta stand proud real quick.

by itsnotfake May 2, 2020

Stand back and stand by

Something you tell to a group of people whom you support and want to see be protected.

Trump: Who do you want me to condemn?
Interviewer: Right supremacists and proud boys.
Trump: Proud boys? Stand back and stand by but I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.

by ...EyeSock... October 2, 2020

scandanavian sandstorm

This is when you jizz in the sucking end of a high powered fan and it spews all of your jizz all over the place.

Jim: "Billy just got scandanavian sandstormed."
Bob: "Yeah i know."

by Timothy shanly June 18, 2011

Canadian Standoff

When you are too nice to someone, and the other person is also too nice, so nothing gets done, because you are both being way too polite

I was in a Canadian standoff with Fred because I held the door for him, but he insisted I go in first, but I insisted he go ahead of me, so we stood their for 10 seconds waiting to see who would go in first...

by Henry Long Richard October 1, 2017

One Night Stand Roulette

Having sex with a stranger and taking the chances that you will get pregnant or an STD.

Congrats! You've survived One Night Stand Roulette!

by Monabrain July 23, 2011

the lemonade stand

a dude does a hand stand and pisses in his own mouth while doing the hand stand!

jesus!, u should have seen greg the other day, he did "the lemonade stand" , it was sick!!

by gsp1983 October 14, 2011

If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen.

If the task you are pursuing puts too much pressure on you, then you should not pursue the task. (Especially if the pressure exceeds the benefits of the task.)

My boss saw that I was in panic mode to get my job done today. Instead of words of encouragement, she said to me "If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen." ..What a bitch!

by cjammer911 July 13, 2013