Straight Fool

1- Some retarded moron that can't think enough to foresee things before they happen and therefore gets owned.

2- A reckless dude that doesn't give a flying fuck about nothing, to a point where he'll do anything stupid or suicidal without giving a fuck about the consequences.

-Straight Fool #1: "Yo dude, i'll gamble all my money cause i know i'm gonna win"
-Some random normal dude #1: "You're a Straight Fool..."

Straight Fool #2: "Yo, i need cash bro... Fuck it, i'll just rob a bank"

by Straight-Fool June 15, 2013

Straight to DVD

A busted or played out person. Ratchet. Not up to standards of the normal human.

"Ew. Did you see Gerad's new girlfriend? She is straight to DVD."

by FranAnnPan July 16, 2016

straight up bear violence

A phrase to concisely describe a ruthless, vicious mauling, that leaves the victim dazed and confused.

"Did you see what Claire did to Max just now?!"
"Yeah brah, straight up bear violence."

by fubarbarian October 17, 2016

straightass

straight up + dead ass together

founded by five college kids in an apartment in atlanta georgia

Ariana Grande: “I really got a speeding ticket”
Harry Styles: “oh, straightass?”
Ariana Grande: “for real.”

by xoenhhh November 8, 2019

Straight TikTok

1; generic unoriginal videos that would typically be considered cringe. Ex: POVs Charlie Demilio type people, couples TikTok

2; people who use their heterosexuality and/or heteronormative way of thinking to be cringey, creepy, gross or bigoted

1; “the only place you can find something as boring as POVs is straight TikTok”

2; “only people on straight TikTok would buy their ten year old son a p*rn magazine”

by Hiimdavebigbird February 28, 2021

straightboy69420

He is the god of jacksucksoflife
He well pass jacksucksatlife
HE is god

Did you know straightboy69420 is a god!

by I AM A COOL MAN October 12, 2021

Straight Nandermo

A global phenomenon created by twitter users MILFSFORSTEDE and nandor the relentless being abandoned at a train station. This iconic phrase was created during the nationwide sweep of #RBRy2022.

This phrase proves that Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo De La Cruz are not in love, and are both heterosexuals.

“I feel like Guillermo and Nandor would be such a cute couple, is it canon?”

“No, shut the fuck up, you just got straight nandermoed.”

by straight nandermo lover June 1, 2022