squid

To squid someone is to call one out on either a moronic or unfunny joke, or a moronic or unfunny act. First, Friend A makes a statement, next Friend B tries to call Friend A out with something he assumed was funny, but was actually dimwitted. So you begin the gesture of tapping knuckles with Friend B to make him excited about his presumed funny joke. Exactly before the contact is made between Friend B's fist and yours, you drop all four fingers downward in a limp fashion and yell "Squid!"

Friend B realizes what he said or did was stupid and not funny and is subsequently embarrassed for his action.

Great for retaliation following a 'your mom's a...', 'your face is' and finally 'that's what he said.'

Friend A: "Can you pass me some more creamer for my coffee?"

Friend B: "How about I give you some man-cream instead?"

You: "Ha, I know, right?" Then you reach your fist out and before contact is made with Friend B, engage the squid formation. Then say, "Squid!"

Past tense: "You just got squided."

by enjayess March 26, 2009

Squid

dick, penis

Brad's got bigger squid than Dagul.

by HunnyBunny September 21, 2003

Squidge

To shuffle up the bum of a brontosaurus.

Man, I really got my nuts off during my squidge night at the museum.

Fuck, I need to squidge before my head explodes.

by MuseumCurator9000 November 25, 2009

squid

A man's penis.A guy's cock.

I was pinching my squid.

by irishluck May 17, 2008

Squid Wank

The act of masturbation on a male by an inexperienced masturbatrix

I might have well have finished myself off, all she could manage was a Squid Wank

by vulga February 20, 2011

squiddy

In Autumn when it's dull and grey and cloudy and it's been raining and everythings squiddy. Kinda like squishy.... maybe that's what I meant...

eeeew, the leaves are squiddy

by Scott August 24, 2004

squid

term used to describe young canadian motorcyclists who cry when they are pulled over by law enforcement officers.

also see. bibo

harry: "kelm got pulled over by the cops and cried."
dick: "what a squid."

by tom thumb123 November 11, 2006