Space Cadet

Spacey. Spaces out and says things that are totally random. Someone who is not following what is going on because she is busy thinking about photography.

Jen is a Space Cadet! She never realizes whats going on!

by Jen Cheng! February 9, 2009

Space Donkey

The act of defecating into a vagina.

That Sophie girl is sick. She asked Rob for a space donkey.

by K-Blo September 21, 2007

space pirates

Normal pirates, but in space. And sail the 777 777 777 777 777 777 777 something number of nebulae instead of the 7 seas. They probably also raid other spaceships.

The space pirate life is the life for me.

by gnarly sasquatch May 23, 2005

in the crawl space

The closeted virgin's analog to a gay person's "in the closet". "Crawl space" because it's an even smaller and oft forgotten room in the house, thus being a virgin is even more ignoble than being gay. Also apt for virgins because "crawl" is descriptive of a virgin's infant state of sexuality.

Cal: You know, Andy just spent ten minutes telling me how he spent all Friday night making egg salad, because he had a craving for an egg salad sandwich.
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!

by StaccatoPoet March 1, 2009

space geek

A space geek is someone who is obsessed with sci-fi that involves deep space.

He waited in line twelve hours to see star wars. He's such space geek.

by DarthAwesome January 11, 2009

space future

The future of the future.

What stupid future malfunctioning again! You're supposed to serve humanity!

by lunar April 4, 2003

wilder space

the place where all missing emails and text messages end up

I haven't received that email you sent. It must be in wilder space.

by Phaeton Menace January 11, 2009