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semen safe

Your wife is such a semen safe, Bob
by PenguinMolester June 7, 2018
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semenza

A Semenza is the best person. They probably seem stupid, but they are really smart and good at problem solving. Semenza is usually a last name but people with it as a last name usually get called Semenza anyways. Semenzas are pretty entertaining and make you laugh all the time. If you happen to find a Semenza, keep them because you need her/him to make you happy. You can always rely on them to love you and care for you. They don't often show their love for another until the last second. It's not often you find a Semenza so when you do, make her be your best friend. Semenzas will every once in a while will have blue/green eyes. They usually start out blonde but end as a person with dark hair.
"Hey, what's Semenza's first name?" Henry said.
"I don't know, we just stick with Semenza. Why be called by your first name when you have an awesome last name like Semenza!"
by Your bestieeee February 20, 2018
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semen socket

The act of violently extracting someones glass eye, and proceeding to insert ones penis into the empty socket in a vigorous jack hammering motion resulting in a raw, bloody, wet, creamy, delicious mess. Leaving the sticky socket swimming with tadpole tears.
by Semen Socket July 18, 2018
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Semen Blanket

When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.
I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”
by Garrett Wick September 8, 2018
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sAMEN

expressing your agreement by simultaneously saying amen and same.

origin: a typo
person 1: "i wanna kill somebody but im also hungry"
person 2: "sAMEN"
by SoftpawsKitty September 21, 2018
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semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand
I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.
by suryothomere October 8, 2018
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Simen

Simen har 35,8 cm lang penis:)
Simen langkuk
by Sindre123 October 8, 2018
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