dick smack

Definition 1: The act of furiously smashing your erect penis to the point of ejaculation.

Definition 2: Someone who is being an ass.

Obama performed a dick smack for the viewing pleasure of bin Laden.

Trump is a dick smack because he wants to build a wall.

by ryhlyh March 13, 2017

smack that foghorn

The physical or verbal stopping of a person who talks way too much and/or way too loud.

Smack that foghorn up. Dontchu know we in the library?

by Curly_Fry June 14, 2010

khaki-smack

when a high-class jerk tries to disrespect someone.

Tad was talking khaki-smack after he won the tennis match!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

smack up

to wildly, intensely, and repeatedly smack someone for any reason

“He said no, so he got a good smack up”

by rocky’s chicken shack January 10, 2018

Hat smacking

The art of masterbation in a frantic, more vigiorously & rushed fashion.

Edward was hat smacking in the attempt to crack one off before his mum came home with the shopping.

by leatherism June 15, 2009

smacked by a herring

When someone gets smacked by a large penis across the face so hard that it leaves a mark.

A:Why is your face red?
B:Oh last night I got smacked by a herring.

by elyons September 11, 2012

smacking cars

The action of taking any object (preferably solid like a snowball, baseball, hand full of nails) and launching them as hard and as fast as possible at a passing car. Do not do on major highways. The term "smacking" is derived from the loud boom created when the object smacks the car.

Hey Robbie I was smacking cars yesterday with a piece of firewood and it smashed the windshield. Cops came fast like 5 minutes.

by Jⱪ December 26, 2010