sampsonize

the over-analization of a question or post. Usually occurs on message boards.

You totally sampsonized my post.

by ElMysterioso October 1, 2007

sampsonitis

A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.

1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!

2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!

by AsianPersuasian March 21, 2008

simpsogoi

Expression of epic joy

Hi etextigni s ul i can't sms when i.yvette addiny drinking everytimi simpsogoi way lol i dont18 selly know what's inimiti e a i hope third makes pennsl bye!

by Teat June 21, 2008

Simpion(s)

Aaron's definition; another expression for the word "symptoms"...used in place of "symptoms" for the male population that cannot spell.

"Bill told me he only had cold simpion(s) and a headache."

by Rodeo Bowbashowski March 18, 2009

Simpsinator

A kid who thinks he is the king of the entire universe, but in reality is just a retard in a wheelchair.

Man, that guy totally thinks he is a simpsinator, what a retard.

by Nigger on speed February 28, 2016

Sampson

A wonderful name for a dog. Also coined in “Half Baked” meaning a drug dealer. 😭

“Get you a Sampson!!”
“ I need my fix, I’ll go talk to Sampson !”

by I’mLonelyButAtLeastIHaveMyDog June 11, 2018

Simpsnake

A big black dumbass who is desperate for every woman’s touch cause he cannot pull the cooch. Loves getting dominated sexually. Also lies a lot.

BigSmoke269 is a simpsnake.

by YeetGodofGods July 31, 2019