shitty surprise

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!

Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"

by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014

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Shitties

Contraction of shoulder titties. The area anywhere between the shoulders and the titties.

Dude don't shitty slap me!
After weightlifting, my shitties began to ache.

I didn't get to the titties, but I got to the shitties.

Have you ever been shitty fucked by a contortionist?

by #yolosweg November 13, 2014

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shitty shuffle

when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on

friend: hey what cha listening to right now?

me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle

friend: man, that happens to me all the time.

by jtplz November 19, 2013

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Shitty Squared

When two songs of lesser enjoyment are crudely mashed together by local radio stations to create a song that is shitty to a power of 2. Although there is arguments that one shitty plus another shitty would yield a less shitty song, this is not true. Is in indirect relation, but should not be confused with the Double Shitty

"Oh no! It's a dirty mix of Macklemore and Robin Thicke they just Shitty Squared these songs!"

by Donheis December 29, 2013

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