P. Shitty 

an adjective used to describe something that really sucks or has really bad quality, etc.

This word was originally just an insult for the faggot rapper "P. Diddy", but it eventually made its way to describing things.

1.)I would take you there myself, but my car is p. shitty.
2.) Man, your guitar is p. shitty!
3.) This is one p. shitty piece of pie!

P. Shitty by Uncle Jesse July 1, 2004

cold shitty

n. ice cold, cheap domestic beer, oftentimes of a "light" variety. The idea is to drink them quickly while they are cold shitty beers before they become warm shitty beers, and thus less palatable. Originally heard in Oklahoma City, the term has migrated to Honolulu, Hawaii as well. The activity itself is universal and lends itself well to lounging beside a body of water, natural or otherwise.

-So what you guys gonna do this weekend?
-Dunno, probably go to the lake and drink a cold shitty or three.
-Nice.

cold shitty by Parker405 June 3, 2010

The Shitty Wishbone 

Pro-quire a wishbone from a turkey. Ask your girlfriend to break it. If she gets the big half you shit on the small of her back. If she gets the small half deploy a soggy log on the bridge of the left side of her nose and land a punch with the force Popeye in her right eye.

It was the holiday season so i asked my girlfriend to play the shitty wishbone game - she lost - i shat - she cried.

The Shitty Wishbone by ChazFay3 November 29, 2010

Hey Shitty 

The activation phrase that can and should be used to start an iOS Siri command.

While other funny phrases can't be used, phrases close to "Hey Siri" can be. So when activating that feature, I picked "Hey Shitty". So now I can say "Hey Shitty, start a timer for 10 minutes" which is funny, productive, and an accurate name all at the same time.

Hey Shitty by TDinKS September 29, 2020

Fuckbox 3-Shitty

Term used for when your xbox 360 gets the red rings of death.

*Playing Gears*
D.J.: HEADSHOT! ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! *Freezes*
Nick: *Calls DJ* Yo what happened cuz?
D.J. I got the red ring of death...
Nick: Oh Here "Hey Ed DJ got the Red Ring of Death"
Ed: LOL SUCKS FOR HIM!
Thiago: FUCK THIS FUCKBOX 3-SHITTY!!

Fuckbox 3-Shitty by Where 11 January 18, 2009

gobble a shitty stick

to slide your stick in and out a juicy rectum until it gets a nice patina. Then (and only then) it may be gobbled like a roast while you go "mh ya, you like to gobble that thing huh?" and she goes "mhh ya tastes so good.. could gobble all night long"

Na you ma girlfrend! A wont letyou gobble a shitty stick like that!

gobble a shitty stick by mariaaa February 10, 2008

Palm Shitty 

A town in southern Florida in Martin County, notorious for upper-class Suburban-driving pricks.

Dude, I drove through Palm Shitty on my way to Stuart. Those rich fags have put more inconvenient speedbumps on the road.

Palm Shitty by Alex Dumpance December 13, 2009