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Spooky Retarded 

When a certain individual has smoked so much that they are no longer able to communicate with the rest of the world even though they are right in the middle of it. They are so paranoid that they are spooked into silence.
Damn son I was so Spooky Retarded last night I couldn't even put in an order at McDonalds

Ignoramusly retarded syndrome 

Something that you call a person who is crazy messed up like jordan or eric. Since you are not allowed to swear at them, just say this word. Even the queen of England wouldn’t know why word you said unless she read this. ( pray to god she didn’t) a person with this rare physiological disorder acts a bit retarded. You can easily spot people with this syndrome the indicators are:
1) they take of their shoes often
2) they run around like a maniac
3) you feel like they are on some serious medication
4) they talk about random things like jumping out of the window or breathing concrete dust or eating a piece of the Berlin Wall

To cure this syndrome, all you have to do is:
1)make them eat food extremely slowly
2) tell them running causes some random disease and that’s why atheletes die.
3) tell them to drink water often
4) don’t encourage them to climb stuff
5) don’t tell jokes to them
Hey you! Yes you! You are a person with the ignoramusly retarded syndrome!

Eric: sAy w0t mae? O nevrmiound ima jump out of the window WEEEEEE

The most retarded definition ever 

your retarded 

An extremely lame joke that is 1% irony and 99% gay.
"Why does your shirt say, 'Your retarded'?"
"OmGzzz you d0nt get it???"
"That joke sucks"
your retarded by albinoboy December 6, 2006

what the retarded

A phrase similar to "what the fuck" or "what the hell". Used when something especially stupid or 'retarded' has occured or been said.
Maurice - One time, back at Mountain View, Kyle wrote shit about himself on the bathroom wall, and then he signed my name under it to get me in trouble.

Me - Uh .. what the retarded? That kid's a faggot.
what the retarded by bokonon June 12, 2005

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Retarded 

A pair of really stupid fatasses or jerkfaces. Also can be refered to as Tweedle dee and Tweedle dumb, Tweedle dum and Tweedle dumber or dumbass Tweedle extreemlyfkn dumb and Tweedle absolutley braindead.
Oh look its tweedle dee and tweedle dumbass, tweedle dee and tweedle retarded!