Definitions by bokonon
what the random
expression of exasperation or confusion, such as "what the fuck", "what the hell," etc. should be used exclusively when one hears or encounters something particularly strange, non-sensical, and random.
Ben - So now my mom is sending me to this Christian youth camp thing.
Me - Wait, what the random? Aren't you guys Jewish?
Me - Wait, what the random? Aren't you guys Jewish?
what the random by bokonon June 12, 2005
what the retarded
A phrase similar to "what the fuck" or "what the hell". Used when something especially stupid or 'retarded' has occured or been said.
Maurice - One time, back at Mountain View, Kyle wrote shit about himself on the bathroom wall, and then he signed my name under it to get me in trouble.
Me - Uh .. what the retarded? That kid's a faggot.
Me - Uh .. what the retarded? That kid's a faggot.
what the retarded by bokonon June 12, 2005