Rhino Spa Treatment

Male rhinoceros have been know to self-bidet themselves by urinating on their own anus and waving their tails in a quick whipping motion too clean the hind area. The Rhino Spa Treatment is a sexual act performed by a trio in which one person lies on their back (the reciever) person #2 deficates (the giver) on the receivers chest. Once that act is complete, person #3 (the cleaner) urinates on to the givers anus until thoroughly cleansed.

Man I had a lot of Mexican last night. I think i'm going to need the rhino spa treatment tomorrow.

by rumhammer July 4, 2025

Rhino jizz

What the disgusting candy you Americans call “Nerds Rope” tastes like.

Joe: Yo Luke have you tried this candy called Nerds Rope?
Luke: Yeah I have and it tastes like fuckin’ rhino jizz!

by BadOmensEnjoyer December 26, 2025

Blue Rhino Hunting

The act of going out late at night going to a quary putting a propane tank in the water and then shooting at it with tracer bullets.

Bro, u missed out on a great night of Blue Rhino Hunting the explosions were so leet!

by Jdrews April 1, 2011

Curling Rhino

A Team name and/or A Rhino who participates in Curling Olympic style.

A Curling Rhino took first place in curling!

by CurlinRhino1 April 29, 2011

coffee rhino

A person who spontaneously bursts out with anger due to overconsumption of caffeine.

"May I sit between you two coffee rhinos?" asked Amanda.

by rtrac3y December 26, 2011

sly rhine

A pimp

that nigga thinks he's sly rhine- po motherfucker aint shit

by Killer MEAD May 9, 2014

Vertical Rhinoceros

When two fully erect men lay on their backs, scissor their legs together until their balls touch, and a woman mouts both penises allowing for simutaneous penitration of the anus and vagina.

"I'll tell you Michael, there is no one I would rather Vertical Rhinoceros my wife with."

"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."

by the band of 5 May 17, 2014