Pottered

When your roommate and friend who handles the utility money, rent, and security deposit steals it and uses it for their own and then you get evicted and they don't pay you back.

You move in with you friend who supposedly owns a house. You pay a security deposit up front to him and then a year later when you get evicted because your friend who supposedly owned the home hasn't been paying any of the bills you were giving him rent and utility money for every month you also find out he was stole your security deposit then you just got Pottered.

by GoldMitus June 27, 2010

Potteristic

the working of magic either subtle or otherwise on people around you.

First Guy: How did such a homely dude wind up with a babe like that?
Second Guy: He had to have went Potteristic on her. It had to be some kind of magic.

by Dubrond May 7, 2011

Pottery class

Sitting on the toilet too rid yourself of fecies.

1. Where is Johnny?
Johnny is attending the pottery class.

2. Hi, it's Amanda! I can't make it to the meeting in time because I'm at the pottery class.

by hypoksi August 29, 2011

Potter Twins

Two sex crazed sisters that use a big blue dildo, a strap on dildo, and like to go down to the bunny ranch.

Yo my girlfriend and her her slutty friend went potter twins on me last night.

by Josh Darke December 31, 2011

Potter's Syndrome

The depression that follows when you finish a book and/or book series (possibly along with the movies) and realize there will be no more sequels and no matter what you do you will never have the same feeling of anticipation and exhilaration from reading the book series. The feeling that after all the waiting you know you will never get the feeling or feel the same ever again.

Symptoms include: crying, looking at fan pages obsessively, yelling harry potter spells, looking up harry potter facts out of desperation to find something you didn't already know, annual pilgrimages to The World of Harry Potter at Universal accompanied by more crying, dreaming of harry potter characters or dreaming your harry potter.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: The scar had not pained Harry for 19 years. All was well.

Guy: Holy crap... it's all over :'(
Guy 2: yep it's all over.. time for Potter's Syndrome to set in

by Pearsonification February 23, 2013

potter's wheel poop

A Poop so much like clay you could throw a pot with it.

Just had a potter's wheel poop. Would have made a nice planter!

by Laughology September 11, 2014

pettea

petty + tea = pettea
When you have tea but it's just petty, not ACTUAL tea.

Friend 1: "Ya'll, I have some tea."
Friend 2: "YES! SPILL the tea, QUENCH my thirst!"
Friend 1: *spills the tea*
Friend 2: Girrrrrl :/ that's just some pettea.

by itsnotaboutdads December 28, 2016