put you up

Too be put up means to have someone support your housing by letting you live in their house rent free either temporarily or permanently.

'Hey dad, i'm broke and cant pay rent for a few months'
'i can't afford to put you up that long son, your going to need to move out'

by SandPaperSoul33 March 28, 2017

put up

To compliment someone (usually after just totally embarrassing them or making them feel like crap). Usually done against one's will.

Student: You're fucking ugly.

Teacher: Hey now! That deserves a put up.

Student: ..Nice shoes.

by sumb!tch March 21, 2008

put-on

fooling or deceiving somebody is a put-on.

You say David always changes his girlfriends...
come on~ that must be a put-on

by Amos Lin May 2, 2008

Put His Foot in It

Idiomatic phrase meaning to make a mistake - having stepped into a pile of manure metaphorically speaking.

When he asked her if she'd put on weight, he really put his foot in it.

by mebelh June 21, 2007

put the fucking lotion in the basket

A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.

Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"

Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"

Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"

Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"

by zeromyhero January 28, 2014

put me down

Basically kill me. Like when you get a family pet 'put down'. Usually said in a situation where you want the ground to swallow you up.

*embarrassing situation*

"Wow will somebody please just hurry up and put me down."

by geobee February 12, 2017

put someone (you) on the map

To cause (eg. a town, an actor, a trend, etc.) to become well-known or important.
Thesaurus: establish, bring fame to, make famous, glorify, make (slang).

Examples: put someone (you) on the map

Girl: I don't want to "talk" to you any more, or be in a relationship with you!?!
Guy: Hold On?!?
Girl: What?!?
Guy: You Think You The Shit Cause Guys On You Now? But I Put You ON THE MAP!?! Nobody was even fucking with you. But hey do you.

Vice Verse

Guy: I been dealing with some things. Its me, not you.
Girl: You Think You, Bad Now? None of those females wanted you! You was bummy before I bought you clothes and let you use my car, got you a phone... etc. Non of those girls wanted anything to do with you!
Guy: Man, You Lost Your Mind.
Girl: I put you on the map. But hey do you.

by Real Sai September 5, 2013