Porn Pops

The deluge of pop-up windows that appear when you frequent certain porn sites.

While searching for teen hotties, Jasons screen filled up with Porn Pops.

by detax June 17, 2009

Porn Mustache

thick bushy mustache, rounded on the edges, commonly found on pornstars.
Commonly referred to as a porn stache

Jonny grew up and now can grow a porn mustache nearly as great as Tom Sellck's.

by kablarghhhh August 4, 2012

Porn Crackers

Tissues used for post-masterbation clean-up and left to go hard. Also known as wankier mâché, wankerchiefs, bedroom popadoms, or wankers crisps.

Originally from Viz magazine's Profanasaurus.

There's enough porn crackers here to make snow angels on the bedroom floor!

by NYCockExchange November 23, 2011

porn horn

the large cock (big as a rhino horn) of a porn film star

In the second scene of the XXX-rated movie, the skank was definitely giving her all, even though she was choking on the porn horn.

by pornhorn50 January 14, 2010

porn block

While on the computer whacking it to porno, one of your friends on AIM randomly i/ms you saying "hey, yo, w^, etc." and takes your mind off the porn and totally blocks you.

Yo man, seth what are you doing, my away is up and you keep on i/ming me while i'm trying to jack it! God damn porn block!

by John Knox September 26, 2007

Porn Blindness

A close relative to the term snow blindness.

1. It refers to a person who has seen so much porn he is blind to its effects

2. A person who has lost the moral perception that porn is not for everyone and its possible need for censorship to protect those who dont necessarily like it.

1. I watched 14 hours of porn yesterday, after 5 it desensitised me.. after 10 i got porn blindness... the rest all I could do was listen.

2. Keith extended his phone to show us the moog getting hammered with accompanied groaning. We were slightly shocked at the reaction of shock of the other people in the bar, but Keith didnt even notice.

by Steelrat56 January 2, 2005

porn queen

A porn queen usually refers to a woman who has appeared in pornographic media, such as movies (porn flicks), magazines (porn mags), or online porn sites (webporn).

Many porn queens cross over between the different forms of media, first becoming a skin mag model, then later a porn actress; sometimes this process is reversed. Some porn queens even start their own websites. Porn queens also go on road tours, starring or headlining at strip clubs in major cities.

Being a porn queen usually implies the actress/model has made a "name" for herself. Often a porn actress will choose a fake name with a humorous and/or double entendre meaning so as to make it memorable (for example, Bunny Blue).

"...Jenna Jameson wants the world to officially remember her for her iconic porn princess name. Earlier this week the knocked-up starlet filed legal papers to become 'Jenna Jameson' and permanently move on from her birth name, Jenna Marie Massoli."
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008, on porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson

(calling porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson a 'princess' is like calling good Queen Liz a princess - a polite diminutive retrograde)

by dsimms January 11, 2009