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Porn Crackers 

Tissues used for post-masterbation clean-up and left to go hard. Also known as wankier mâché, wankerchiefs, bedroom popadoms, or wankers crisps.

Originally from Viz magazine's Profanasaurus.

There's enough porn crackers here to make snow angels on the bedroom floor!

Porn Crackers by NYCockExchange November 23, 2011