polish camel toe

When the material from a tight t-shirt melds to the mounds created by fat rolls on the breat, stomach or underbelly of a fat man

Very few men dispaying a polish camel toe ever get to experience a real one.

by Cary the B July 13, 2006

Polish

A) A language most commonly heard in Tescos supermarkets, Local waste recycling centres, cash for clothing shops or Car boot sales in the UK.

B) A nationality of people, usually self hating, frowning and not smiling, culturally displaced by European post world war II politics, who are found attempting to integrate into the working class population by adding words such as 'Mate', 'Qwid' 'Fwiver' 'Tenner' and of course 'Cheers' into their broken language vocabulary, without realising it makes them sound stupid.

C) A person driving a UK registered car with no tax, mot or insurance in Europe, who considers such a car to be a status symbol

A. Julie saw a useful item she wanted for her house at the car boot sale, but apart from the word 'quid' and 'mate', which confused her because she was a girl, she could not understand the polish vendors broken language so she moved on.

B. Jeremy asked the supermarket attendant the isle where the toiletries were kept, and was greeted with a sour look before they ignored him and started speaking polish to their colleague.

C. Pavel, minding the potholes, drove into bogateniya town centre with a smile on his face; everyone was staring at his rattling 92 cortina, his pride welled up inside him as he thought to himself 'now everyone think I British mate'

by captianstabber May 15, 2014

Polish Chrome

Polish chrome is Duct tape

Tomas put polish chrome racing stripes on his VW

by -Orange- May 9, 2006

Polish Bidet

When a Man has his feet in a HotTub and recieving oral from a woman who is recieving pleasure from a water jet whilst bent over...

After an evening of wining and dining, the night ended with a 'Polish Bidet'...

by Brad McNasty August 26, 2010

Polish Duplex

Same as a Milwaukee Duplexexcept that it incorporates oral sex instead of vaginal sex.

"I didn't get to go all the way but Michelle and Gina gave me a Polish duplex last night."

by Milwaukee Guy December 29, 2008

Polish Filibuster

The act of drinking no less than a fifth of vodka (and, more specifically, a Polish potato vodka, like Luksusowa, if available) oneself over the course of an evening. The vodka may be had on the rocks, but not in mixed drinks; i.e., it must be drank straight. The filibuster begins as soon as the vodka is tasted, but only counts as such after the first fifth has been completed. After that, the drinker goes on to consume as much beyond the first fifth as possible for as long as possible. In the spirit of a filibuster, this is a test of endurance, and not at all a test of speed. Also, for the benefit of everyone else, the drinker should be encouraged to rant at length about whatever subject is at hand while drinking.

Mike's personal best in the Polish Filibuster is sixteen hours, thirty-two minutes, with nearly two and a half fifths under his belt. Unfortunately, it ended with him pulling down his pants and pissing on his own couch before passing out. At least no one called the cops.

by Z. Tenao December 7, 2011

Polish Bomb Squad

When a girl is laying on her back with a man straddling her chest while she administers oral sex and the man flatulates on her breasts causing a "raspberry".

"He gave me a polish bomb squad last night; it tickled"

by dungeonmasterdave March 11, 2012