bean play

When someone takes their fingers and gently fondles and caresses your nads.

When I go to the massage parlor, I always ask the nice Korean lady go "nice and soft," which means in the end I'll be getting some bean play.

by Rhett Perry January 5, 2008

Brandon Play

When a person does something so questionable, so baffling that there's no other word to describe that action besides using the person's name.

While playing League of Legends Why did you try to fight the first dragon when we have no vision, no mid, and bot prio? You just pulled a Brandon play

by Agent 090 November 1, 2022

Playing Mash

Playing mash is when you are creating urban dictionary definitions about your best friend but you don't want to tell her.

"What are you doing?!"
"I'm playing mash!"

by ilessthanthreejulie August 8, 2016

Sturgis Play

To make a good play or big play.

A reference to Lynrd Skynrd's Sturgis performance.

Plays of this nature usually lead to other people getting "sturgy"

Damn, that triple kill was a Sturgis Play!

by SturgySmurf August 12, 2018

Play it by eat

meaning no commitment to plan to eat anything in particular. Deciding at the time what you feel like eating

Man: What time do you want to get dinner later ?

Woman: I don’t mind, let’s just play it by eat.

by Prinny L July 29, 2019

Playing Strapless

Playing and using a Wii Mote without a strap, usually resulting in broken TV setups and resulting in intense feelings of stupidity and shame.

Grandpa was bowling strapless, and broke the TV again.

Grandma was playing strapless and practicing the backhand, when she let go of the wii mote and knocked over grandpas ashes.

by Seefoodlover March 22, 2009

playing the courts

Masturbating during in a work call on Zoom, as New Yorker legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin did.

Man, I got suspended from work because I started playing the courts during a work Zoom when I thought I the video was muted.

by pinkglobe42 October 19, 2020