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phazy

seeming somewhat crazy, but in a cool way. like "crazy" with a ph. hense the word "phazy"
Mike: yo, kevin is so weird. but he's mad ill at the same time.
Ash: He's soo cool and phazy. i love it.
by Phazy November 24, 2006
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liz phair

Liz Phair is the greatest music artist ever, hands down.

She's INDIE, and she owns your soul.

Her album "Exile In Guyville" was ranked among the top albums of 1993 in every major music publication.

Other amazing works of hers include Whitechocolatespaceegg, Whip-smart, Liz Phair, Juvenilia, Pottymouth Girl, Comeandgetit, Somebody's Miracle, and Girlysounds demos.

If you like obscure sounding songs and sexually explicit lyrics, then you'll love Liz.
Me: Hey, I love Liz Phair.
Random kid: Who???
by Animal Girl July 5, 2006
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phali

Something that is even more worse than phail...
First appeared when someone misspelled the word phail...so phail he misspelled phail that the superlative of fail is now phali
Goldbaer:oh man...spyfan is so phail
Klinke:Noez,he is phali!!1!!
Goldbaer: oh truez :\
Others: Agree'd
by Goldbaer March 15, 2009
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Church of Voodoo Pharmacology

The Church of Voodoo Pharmacology is a popular and global cult which holds the paranoid belief that all scientific studies regarding illegal drugs are liberal conspiracies and thus completely false, and that all illegal drugs are without exception Satanic, immoral, life-ruining, addictive, and deadly. The actions of this cult are oriented towards demonizing and incarcerating all illegal drug users, and in some cases removing them from the earth in some type of Holocaust (see Rush Limbaugh). They strongly and unquestionably support the war on drugs. The official term for all those who disagree with them in any way is "pro-drug."

Many organizations are involved in this cult, including the PDFA, ONDCP, DEA, UN, Republicans, and various pharmaceutical companies, as well as almost all fundie groups. The cult has no official leadership, but the US government and UN share most of the administrative duties.

The cult was founded by Harry J. Anslinger (also first head of the DEA), who was mainly responsible, through the successful use of propaganda, for the national and subsequently global criminalization of marijuana (globally criminalized through U.N. conventions). He was well-known for his racism and violent hatred of jazz, as well as his hypocrisy, reversing his position on the effects of marijuana from the claim that it would make you murderous to the claim that it would make you absolutely useless. This led some to conclude that he was hepped up on goofballs. Some enlightening quotes from him are below.
"Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men." (1929)
"There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos, and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz, and swing, result from marijuana use. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and any others."
"...the primary reason to outlaw marijuana is its effect on the degenerate races." (taken from his testimony to Congress)
"Marijuana is an addictive drug which produces in its users insanity, criminality, and death."
"You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother."
"Marihuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing." (1948)
The Church of Voodoo Pharmacology continues to be well known for hypocrisy, racism, and an obsession with marijuana.
by jazzriff October 12, 2005
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Phallify

(v) Phallify: To envelop an adjacent student's property/book/paper/face/all of the above in crudely drawn male genitalia.
1.
"Sir, can I go to the toilet?"
"Of course...why are you taking your book with you?"
"Everyone's lurking around me with their pens uncapped"
"Ah I see, well, no one likes getting phallified; away with you."

2.
"NIGGA JUST GOT PHALLIFIED"

3.

Student: "He's gone, and he's left his homework behind."

Teacher: "Phallify that shit. NOW."

4.

Man #1: "Hahaha that wasteman passed out after three drinks!"

Man #2: "Let's rape him!"

Man #1: "...Or we could just phallify him?"

Bill: "Yeah, fuck it, go on then"
by ßæ$† December 15, 2009
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Phantomgasm

Reference to The Phantom of The Opera a Broadway musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber, also a movie. This refers to whenever Erik is touched by Christine and kind of freaks out. A play on the word orgasm.
Christine touched her hand to Erik's face and he had a Phantomgasm.
by Rose-Pose December 10, 2005
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Phantom Swap

A maneuver which a male engaged in vaginal intercourse attempts to stealthily swap into anal intercourse with minimal resistence from the female.
So I was totally having sex with this chick and decided to bring out the phantom swap. It didn't go over well.
by Teh Beej July 9, 2006
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