papedo

means peace or goodbye

Papedo,see you later

by 2 GIRLS ANDD A PUPPY August 5, 2009

paedogonk

one who hangs around with a younger crowd of people, when he should be working down at the fishing tackle shop. commonly found in hastings, the paedogonk takes off his shirt to impress the younger and less physically mature crowd with his chest hairand nipple piercing.

luke "shirtless" "paedogonk" nicolaou

by paedogonk April 27, 2010

Paedo parker

A young man that sleeps with underage girls in the back of his car then tells them not totell the police or he will kill them.

Omg!! that guy is such a paedo parker.

by jesse brock September 5, 2010

Page Fuck

When someone posts something sexy on your wall on facebook.

Chick 1 I just got Page Fucked by your ex.

Chick 2 Ewwwwy. Thats nasty.

by Mi Caulk January 18, 2011

Paedotache

The thin, feint moustache as displayed by somebody who hasn't shaved for a few days.

-I'm thinking of growing a beard, haven't shaved for 3 days now

-- Yep; you're at the paedotache stage right now!

- Look at that guy on the other side of the bar letching on those girls, he's sporting the classic paedotache look.

by dgh938peg April 26, 2011

paedophilemma

When someone is unsure whether or not they should get with a girl or guy who is just under the legal age of consent, usually 15 or 17. Judging between the girl and potential allegations of statutory rape or being socially outcast as a result of the act.

Guy 1: Hey, that girl is hot!

Guy 2: Yeah but she's only 15, you sure you wanna go for that?

Guy 1: Oh right, not sure then...

Guy 2: Ah, classic case of paedophilemma!

by mafooryanoo May 21, 2011

pageview whore

Someone who runs a blog or a website and would do anything to get pageviews, so that they can have an illusion of popularity.

Person 1: Hey check out my blog!

Person 2: You said that to everyone on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, and at school. You're officially a pageview whore.

by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! June 1, 2011