When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!
"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"
by Cookie_m0nster May 13, 2016
Get the loser cookiemug. Anyone who does these things. Listen to Car seat headrest, neutral milk hotel, the microphones, and has a high rank in valorant, over watch, rivals and posts with memes and cats and Rio de Janeiro
by Aurajit January 26, 2025
Get the Internet losermug. by Chyrdixxz November 8, 2020
Get the Losermug. 
An abortion loser is somebody that is a push over, some sort of person with no brain whom cannot make the decisions for them self. An abortion loser cannot find one relative in the whole entire 50 states to help them care for one child? An abortion loser feeds the devil and gets rid of innocent bloooooooddddddddddddd
by Alex phoenix September 27, 2023
Get the Abortion losermug. A loser matinée occurs when one cannot find anyone to go see a particular movie with them. If you are going to see it by yourself anyway, might as well save a few dollars by seeing a matinée.
Loser #1: I couldn't find anyone to see 'Baby's Day Out' with me, so I just went to a loser matinée."
Loser #2: "Shit, so did I. We should have just gone together."
Loser #1: "Fag."
Loser #2: "Shit, so did I. We should have just gone together."
Loser #1: "Fag."
by NiceGuyJon May 5, 2010
Get the Loser Matinéemug. by Slick53Brick June 15, 2018
Get the loser’s dustmug.