A covert way of saying "I'd tap that ass" or "I'd hit that" were the "couch" equates to the the woman you you want to have sex with or the vagina you want to explore. Derived from Dave Chapelles "Chapelle Show" from his Charlie Murphy / Rick James skit.
by Joshua the sexiest beast alive January 05, 2012
1. if you in the club and somebody spills they drink on you shirt, they fuckin up you couch.
2. if a bitch loud as hell in you ear while you tryin to get yo smoke on, she fuckin up yo couch.
3. Fuck Yo Couch can also be used to disrespect someone.
2. if a bitch loud as hell in you ear while you tryin to get yo smoke on, she fuckin up yo couch.
3. Fuck Yo Couch can also be used to disrespect someone.
by rwqetrykhidcjhjlkdfdtydv,m June 06, 2006
When you are playing black ops and you are too lazy to get up so you scavenge through your couch for some stale chips.
by Cjames_dog July 27, 2011
It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park
You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.
You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013
by Dracon January 13, 2006
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Richard Prior (live on the sunset strip). Rich hooks up with a playboy bunny and heads over to he apartment. When he arrives he is surprised at how nice the apartment is and says "Well If I Don't get to Fuck you I Can Always Fuck your Couch".
by pokerintheear September 11, 2010