Milk Math

When a person combines milk of one percentage with milk of another in order to create milk with a lower fat content.

"Dude, I hate the way 1% milk tastes but I'm watching my weight. So I did some milk math and mixed 1% and 2% to get 1 1/2%. It's not as good as 2% milk, but it's better than 1%."

by Friendofthemilkmathmaster January 3, 2011

Milk Pudding

noun; a food with a custard like consistency which is a common Japanese snack.

hey have you tried milk pudding?

it's splendid!

by lava lamp mudkip July 23, 2016

Milk fic

A very disturbing fan fiction, involving Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross, centring around a milk enema

“Did you read the milk fic”
“Yeah bro, I’m scarred for life”

by That Random Emo Girl November 8, 2021

Sausage Milk

Penis ejaculate, sperm. In this context the sausage is the penis and the milk is the sperm.

He shot is sausage milk all over my face

by Boomington July 6, 2019

Milk bagging

Breast feeding in public with no regard
(often involves full reveal of the nipple, and/or a visible leakage of milk)

Omg, I cant believe, that lady milk bagging in the Gap store

by Castle42 June 13, 2020

The Milk Crate

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give you oral sex

Bro, me and the wife are gonna try “the milk crate “ tonight

by OlDirtyBadJuice February 25, 2019

milking the baby

when a male sucks a female's breasts during sexual contact

valentina: Hey girl me and my boo went pretty far last night
sabrina: omg were you milking the baby?
valentina: yeah it felt great to have someone like him sucking on my nipples

by Stephanie Bortabitch October 13, 2011