Zombie Brain

A mindless creature, especially one that plays League of Legends, they have no idea what they are doing and are lost in life most of the time. If you ask them a question, they will completely ignore you because they have a Zombie Brain.

"SP, what are you doing, why are you taking blue while we are taking dragon, do you have a Zombie Brain?!?!?!!?"

by NWAwalrus June 25, 2022

Hubby brain

the mind being clouded to a point where memory and normal daily functions become limited due to the love a hubby has for his wifey

Wife: honey how could you forget, I just told you the other day.
Husband: sorry honey, it’s just my hubby brain

by Jokesonly3333 September 15, 2021

Munch Brain

The act of munching food while being stoned to the point of appearing like a zombie. The smoker's craving for food is at the same level zombies crave human brains.

Dude, I was so blazed at Taco Bell I blew $20 to munch brain.

by Dort32 December 8, 2010

Shit-for-brains

Someone who focuses on negative things in making a decision!

The whole party focused on the negative aspects of inward migration and not the positive, they had shit-for-brains!

by SkwellyDancer May 15, 2018

Dish Brain

an atrificial brain created in a lab

I connected a dish brain to my pc and now its sentient.

by Tailstechnology November 16, 2022

Spooge Brain

A condition suffered by males after ejaculation where said male temporarily loses the mental capacity to process normal thought.

While suffering from Spooge Brain, Bill agreed to go to the ballet with his girlfriend, her mother and grandmother. Under no circumstances would Bill normally have agreed to such an endeavor.

by Alex Terego February 23, 2014

Brain prostitution

Whoring out your academic abilities to the lesser brained for some sort of gain, whether that be material, monetary, or societal.

Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.

Will you work with your friend on that science project?
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.

Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.

by NinjaGing January 23, 2020