some asshole talking behind my back

Phrase that is often used by someone right after they fart.

"That was just some asshole talking behind my back!",Jane said softly after she let out a big fart.

by vernon February 3, 2004

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bitch did you just assume my gender

Did you just assume my gender but with a twist.

"what's up bro."
"Bitch did you just assume my gender!?"
"Just stop.."

by BakaDog February 16, 2017

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tell your asshole to suck my dick

Commanding a man/woman to allow an assfucking to take place!
Requesting Anal sex in a demanding form to another human being!
A punking between two mates/bros/friends!

(RingRing) hey whats going good wit it! Fuck you homie tell ur asshole to suck my dick!

Excuse me sir may I ask you a question... yes..yes you can...could you kindly tell your asshole to suck my dick!

by Nedly "NED" Nerdstrom April 14, 2008

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did you assume my gender

A straw man fallacy used to portray how trans people would(n't) respond if someone were to misgender them.

"Did you assume my gender?" said the strawman.

by milse June 5, 2018

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assing my ride

In contrast to "riding my ass", which is when someone pesters you about NOT doing a certain task, this pertains to when someone harps on you about spending TOO MUCH time on a task or project; particularly one involving the upkeep or improvement of a car or motorcycle.

Wife: Another thing; you spend way too much of your free time working on that old junker in the garage!

Husband: Quit assing my ride!

by jigsawz67 April 7, 2011

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