Muff Cabbage

The way the idiots on the popular Jersey Shore reality television show say "Muff Garbage." Muff is, despite the way the Jersey Whore's use it, is a polite way to say vagina.

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but muff cabbage!

by Deathbypiano88 October 15, 2010

muff

A loser deadbeat with no ambition whatsoever in life. See also muff diver

Do those guys over there need help?
Nah, they're just muffs.

by Merkin October 1, 2005

Muff

An alternate and parent proof word for the "F" word. You can use it in all contexts and forms.

I'ma beat his muffing butt.

Baby, we are going to muff all night long.

MOTHER MUFFER!

Oh yeah? Well, muff you!

It's muffin cold out here.

by xoxo coco loco oxox December 4, 2010

muffer

A term used to describe a young male who spends eccessive amounts of time with his girlfriend, as opposed to spending time with his friends.

Guy 1; "Is Dave coming out tonight?"
Guy 2; "Nah, he's being a muffer and staying in with his missus".

by huckers September 7, 2006

Jewish Muffdiving

when a man uses his tongue to pleasure a hairy jewish womans snatch.

My mouth was full of pubic hair after a long hard night of Jewish Muffdiving your mother.

by charizard May 2, 2006

Muff

a pouffy area often frequented by "Z"

Can I see the MUFF please!!!
Going to the cocomuff to get muffafied!

by Brown beauty February 25, 2003

muff

another for "hell" or "heck"

wat tha muff?

wat tha heck?

wat tha hell?

by 64 August 30, 2005